Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid

Someone made a big deal today about un following me in twitter, because I’m from the right, well let me tell you something guys. When I live in the States, I was consider someone who was a democrat, which would be consider a soft left. Well in Latino America I’m from the freaking Right, because the stupid people from the left still don’t understand the difference between them and being useful. A bunch of this ones apply to this people.

1. Light’s on but nobody is home.
2. A brick shy of a full load.
3. Doesn’t have all of their dogs barking.
4. Not the brightest crayon in the box.
5. Not the sharpest knife in the draw.
6. A few clowns short of a circus.
7. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
8. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
9. A few beers short of a six-pack.
10. Dumber than a box of hair.
11. A few peas short of a casserole.
12. Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box.
13. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
14. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
15. One taco short of a combination plate.
16. A few feathers short of a whole duck.
17. All foam, no beer.
18. The cheese slid off his cracker.
19. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
20. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
21. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
22. Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
23. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
24. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
25. As smart as bait.
26. Chimney’s clogged.
27. Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.
28. Doesn’t know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
29. Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
30. Forgot to pay his brain bill.
31. Her sewing machine’s out of thread.
32. His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels.
33. His belt doesn’t go through all the loops.
34. If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
35. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
36. No grain in the silo.
37. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
38. Receiver is off the hook.
39. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
40. Skylight leaks a little.
41. Slinky’s kinked.
42. Surfing in Nebraska.
43. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
44. In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little farther apart than most.
45. As bright as a 1/2 watt bulb.
46. As swift as roadkill rabbit.
47. As sharp as a butter knife.
48. As swift as a sailboat on a calm day.
49. As bright as a bag of hammers.

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Google Doodles / Los Dibujillos De Google

I dont know about you, but I love when my browser which opens in Google has a tiny new Doodle, it means that its a special day, so I do pay attention to what is it for.

Well I found that Google is doing a contest for schools and then the video which actually for me its the most interesting part of this. Watch how a Doodle is done in a couple of minutes, well it for sure takes more time, but hey its a time lapse.

 Going back to the contest, schools can register for “What I Wish for the World.” Registration closes at 11:59:59 PM Pacific time on March 17, 2009 and entries are due by 11:59:59 PM Pacific time on March 31, 2009.


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No se a ustedes, pero a mi me encanta el momento en el que abro mi navegador y veo una imagen diferente en lugar del tradicional logo de Google, ellos lo llaman un Doodle un dibujillo seria una traduccion adecuada. Si veo algo distinto, significa que es un dia especial, asi que pones mas atencion a algunas cosas.

Dentro de estas caracteristicas, encontre un video de como se hacen los Doodles, es un video en tiempo comprimido, muy interesante el manejo de la paleta, supongo que a varios diseñadores les gustaria tener esta tecnologia en su oficina, a mi me divirtio bastante.

Dentro del video tambien anuncian que tienene un concurso para escuelas, en el cual los alumnos pueden crear un dibujillo para Google que estara todo un dia en el sitio “What I Wish for the World.” / “Lo que deseo para el Mundo” es el tema, vean mas informacion ahi.

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First Vs Coach / Primera Clase Vs Turista

A tweet took me to a blog, which by the way is a tumbler blog.
Any way just wanted to share this picture.

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Por un tweet llegue a un tumbler blog y queria compartir esta foto la cual me parecio muy divertida y cierta.

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British Stamps / Estampillas Britanicas

Not a lot to say today, just found this amazingly looking stamps. Well to compare them with some of Mexico there are a couple of stamps of toys, hopefully some of our designers do something soon.

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Estampillas de Londres, con un gran diseño. Comparativamente con las de Mexico de las cuales tenemos solo unas con figuras de juguetes Mexicanos. Espero nuestros diseñadores hagan algo pronto.

Via/Gracias aDezeen.com

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Retro Floppy CD / Disco Floppy CD Retro

While I’m doing the cleaning at my desk, and I found that I have a lot of information. Which by the way turns out to be interesting, how to sort all of it, and the info that is old. Well I’m organizing old floppy disks and Cd’s while doing it I just saw that there are CD in shape of a floppy disks. Retro and cool. Enjoy and buy some because I’m doing it right now.
You can buy them here.

Para un momento retro en la vida diaria. Mientras limpio mi casa y me encuentro discos a diestra y sinistra me me doy cuenta que hay unos CD’s en forma de disco floppy. Lo cual me causa un tanto gracia y otro tanto envidia. La segunda, por que aun recuerdo cuando usaba los floppies para guardar toda mi informacion, recordando que en ellos les cabia maximo 1.5 megabytes, lo cual no es ni la mas chica de mis memorias usb, traigo conmigo a diario el equivalente a mil veces lo mismo en una decima parte del esos discos.

El otro dia me preguntaba que hacia yo tanto tiempo en la computadora, cuando no tenia internet, cuando menos en este momento les puedo compartir mi locura, antes era como el final de Dugie Houser todo quedaba en la computadora, por cierto si pueden vean SNL del sabado 10 de enero de 2009, estuvo Neil Patrick.

Si le interesan puede comprarlos aqui.

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IPhone Designed By Da Vinci / IPhone Diseñado Por Da Vinci

How would the interior of an iPhone would look like if Leonardo da Vinci had designed it. Well take a look and enjoy .
You can buy the Poster or the t-Shirt at iSteamPhone

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Como se veria el interior de un iPhone si Leonardo daVinci lo hubiese diseñado? Tal vez muy parecido a esta imagen. Disfrutenla.

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Re Doing A CocaCola Ad / Rediseñando Un Anuncio De CocaCola

The original Commercial from 1979 with Mean Joe

The new version with Troy Polamalu

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The Super Bowl Ads That I Like XLIII/ Los Comerciales Que A Mi Me Gustaron Del Super Bowl XLIII

Forever Young – Pepsi

Bridgeston

Heroes vs NFL

Never Ending Season NFL

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Super Bowl Ads 2009 / Comerciales 2009

Here is a taste of todays Super Bowl Ads, later we will talk about the other ones / Aqui esta la probada de los primeros comerciales publicados para el Super Bowl, mas tarde veremos mas.

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The Yellow Line In Football / La Linea Amarilla En El Football

Tomorrow is the SuperBowl and I still haven’t post a lot about football so let me rectify. Today I will show you a nice cute little video, so we learn something. Have you ever wonder how the yellow line in football plays works?
Well here is the video that explains it all.


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Mañana es el SuperBowl y todavia no he posteado lo suficiente sobre Football, asi que en este momento rectificare. Alguna vez se han preguntado como funciona la linea amarilla en los juegos de Americano? Bueno la respuesta esta en el video superior lo cual me causo gran diversion y aprendizaje.

Veanlo y nos vemos mañana con los comerciales del Super Bowl.

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